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"...He Might Be a SubGenius!"
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A classic comic by Hal “Dr Howll” Robins, better known in MereHume circles as the voice actor for the scientists in Half Life.
Posted in Randomness (SubGenius,Links) by R Cruickshank 26/08/07 06:39 PM
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The Ist Story: A SubGenius Fiction
A SubGenius fiction involving those wacky Xists as you’ve seen them before on alt.slack. Now in tasty new PDF flavour, so you’ll need the Adobe Reader to view it.
Posted in Articles (Downloads,SubGenius) by R Cruickshank 04/08/07 01:26 PM tags: fiction, horror, links, pdf, science fiction, subgenius
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X-Day X-Cuses
A small, but possibly expanding, collection of reasons why the Xists haven’t Ruptured away all us SubGenii yet.
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My Brain is Thinking!
A rant apropos of nothing.
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The Cattle Theory of SubGenius Origins
This theory of the origins of SubGenius life has been modified a bit from the original posting. As you were.
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MaitreyARGH! A Rant
A very old rant. In the late 90s some twit called “Blue Resonant Human” posted in alt.slack about Benjamin Creme and his putative messiah, who apparently is a Pakistani immigrant somewhere in London. He’s always “coming”, but like Godot he never arrives. I took that as my cue.
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The Conspiracy Attitude
...you see, the modern world acts almost like it’s been invaded….
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The End of Waiting: A SubGenius Story of X-Day
The first reports came in from a campground in New York state…
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Enlightenment: A SubGenius Koan
The seeker arrived before the first wise man, and asked, “Is our Church of the SubGenius just an excuse to act silly?”
The wise man accepted the seeker’s hate offering, and replied, “Yes”.
The seeker left, but still felt uncertain, so he sought out another wise man, and asked, “Is our Church of the SubGenius just an excuse to act silly?”
The sage replied “No”, and the seeker continued on his quest. He seemed to need another opinion for some reason.
The third wise man took the alms, listened as the seeker asked, “Is our Church of the SubGenius just an excuse to act silly?” and promptly leapt into the startled seeker’s arms, screaming like a badly out of tune siren. Then the fellow let go, and turned away as if nothing had happened.
The seeker, understandably confused, sought out yet another sage. This one he found tending an onion bed.
He said no word and took no money. His only response to the question, “Is our Church of the SubGenius just an excuse to act silly?” was to silently and steadily pee down his pants leg.
At this point the seeker was enlightened.
Posted in Articles (SubGenius,Fiction) by R Cruickshank 30/07/07 08:17 PM tags: cosmic wisdom, fiction, ha ha only serious, subgenius
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Techniques for Studying Nest Success of Squid in Upland Habitats in the Prarie Pothole Region
The title is a twist on a title off a forged message from alt.slack. The rest just followed.
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