MaitreyARGH! A Rant
All eyes shall see him, huh?
Well, does his putative puss on a piss-poor poster pasted on a power pole count?
Listen: until this Mattress or whatever his name is kicks Creme outa the way and comes forward himself, I will continue to believe that he’s nothing but a Creme dream that makes me wanna scream.
Now, let’s say he’s a true Holey Man, does miracles, the whole bit. Wouldn’t people notice? I mean, surely some Eastender walking along, passes Mister Matrix, does a take like in old Laurel & Hardy movies: “There’s somethin’ funny ‘bout ‘im….”
Apparently not. All visits through his spokesman.
A picture on a poster can be faked. Creme may be lying or mad. Certainly the existence of Matriarch has yet to be scientifically proven.
Interestingly enough, BRH’s post mentioned Anti-Matriculations and Matriettes(!) Oh dear — it’s just another Church of Utterbunkum, complete with Us-Them mentality and all the trappings of the irrational with Creme as High Priest. Deary me.
And what’s planned for the day the Maladroit actually pulls finger and gets out of the fucking closet? The whole planet to be “united telepathically”, quoth he! Good grief! Imagine having SIX BILLION PINKCONDUPES, MEREHUMES, MEDIOCRETINS, AND OTHER VERMIN BEING ABLE TO READ YOUR MIND! (Heh. The shock alone should kill half of them. Also, though, Subgenii could read others minds too, so this Day of Declaration™ could be more fun than X-Day.)
Mass telepathy would have a major downside: think Panopticon.
His “presence” is claimed to be smelt in bleeding crosses, drinking Ganesh statues, vanishing hitchhikers, and has even proudly claimed he “intensified” the Pinkness and horror of the media-fuelled mourning for Di!
None of which, I may add, can be scientifically proven…
And his next appearance? Why, on a news programme on channel 1,268,348,216,033 of the American television system (The Nose-Picking Channel); “disguised” as ol’ Benjy Creme, he’ll natter on about the global poverty thing.
One of these days he’ll have to come out of his hole. And we’ll be waiting — with Stark Fist of Removal poised to deliver that Eternal Slack he and/or his fucking mouthpiece need.
Praise “Bob”!
Posted in Articles (SubGenius,Rants) by R Cruickshank 30/07/07 08:38 PM Tags: good ideas gone bad, rant, silly, subgenius, zomg
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